We got free admission from a case of diet cola
Certificates to take ourselves to Six Flags
That's what I call luck
What could lift us from the muck more than an all-expenses paid trip to Six Flags?!

Sure! I lost my job and
Sure! You had to shave
But onward to the day that we won't care
All we gotta do's snip the coupon from the case
And the world'll see the face we make when we don't care

I was in my room contemplating a tattoo
Until i learned we get to go to Six Flags
Now it seems i have forgotten every stupid want
For soon we'll be delivered unto Six Flags

Yeah! We'll park the van and
Then we'll storm the gate
We'll stay until they kick us out cause we won't care
Problems that we have will simply have to wait
Until the day after the day we say that we don't care

Supersonic gravity-defying steel inverted roller coasters
Smiling happy teen employees pushing button that say
Go into the gift shops, purchase t-shirts
Telling everyone we came
And that we saw
And that we conquered every wrong
That we came
And that we saw
And that we conquered every wrong
That all the bad in both our lives
Burst from our chests in the instant we arrived
That all the pain in both our lives
Burst from our chests in the instant we arrived

And for a single blessed day
From about 9am till 8
We weren't worried, we were weightless
And we didn't care